1. Paint a pig
OINK FUCKING OINK. It got rained on, plus my spray painting skills are minimal- I was over zealous. Started going all funny-runny. Never mind, it was to DRIVE SALES. I should have gone with neon pink or orange though, I still reckon that would have had more impact.
2. paint a snake
I stuck googly boogly eyes on this 3d puzzle. In contrast to the pig, this display has engaged customers and DRIVEN SALES.
3. paint a tit shaped money box
IT’S NOT LIKE THEY HAD TO BE WRITTEN OFF, THE TIT SHAPED MONEY BOX HAD AN INFESTATION OF MOULD.
All the fucking usual.
Being crafty, CRAFTY, or CRAFTY is part of the Hobbycraft way. Adding value, increasing Customer enthusiasm, and of course SHARING KNOWLEDGE AND ENTHUSIASM ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS.